surprisebitch:

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

(Source: best-of-memes, via doctorwhothefuckareyou)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via tyleroakley)

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: greatshaman, via 8am40smash)

buzzfeed:

Um.

(Source: twitter.com, via vivienwalcott)

coral-greef:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

EATS FALLS ASLEEP

(Source: lolgifs.net, via body-language-and-bad-habits)